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Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary definition for Banana Republic
: a small dependent country usually of the tropics; especially : one run despotically
[does tropical "Florida" fit this definition?]
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The Mirror of Truth Ralph Nader, Al Gore and George W. Bush go to a fitness spa for some fun. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decide to visit the men's room and they find a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance who says, "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish. But be warned, if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!" The men quickly entered, and upon finding the mirror, Ralph Nader steps up and says, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three," and he suddenly finds the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands. Al Gore steps up and says "I think I'm the most ambitious of us three," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign. Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W. Bush looks into the mirror and says,"I think...", and is promptly sucked into the mirror....... The InJustice continues... The BuzzFlash report with the latest news and headlines It is hard to keep track of all the fraud in the Banana BUSH Republic! The BuzzFlash Report has a wealth of headlines reporting the truth, not what you hear on the 6 PM news. Read all about it! |
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Turtle While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas Rancher whose hand had been caught in a gate while working cattle, a doctor and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House. The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'." Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle is. The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid bastard get down. CDC Alert Urgent!! Find Out Now NEW Bush Buttons, apparel, and gifts
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